Salaam.

A start of a new year with a little something to birghten up your day~ Courtesy of an email I received many months back. Enjoy~ ;)

Set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...

Revised versions, suitable for nearly
everyone....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't comes back within some time,
forget her.

Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until she comes back...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again,
repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her
for re-installation fees but tell her that she's
also
going to
get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
backis high,
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and
your
relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what!? "NEXT".

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan...
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and
never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the
force or the angle of collision between two
objects
did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite
constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill It...!!!

OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION
THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT...

If you love someone,
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER
FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

anonymous:
if u luv sum1..
set her free..
if she ever comes back, she's definitely urs..
but if she neva comeback, consider she has been
kidnapped n being sold at Duty Free.. lol


hope your new day has been as marvelous as mine. Hello 2007, may you bring many many happy memories for me and thanks 2006, you've been great!!

x x x n17