girl power.

Salaam everyone,

I actually posted one post prior to the linky-linky one. But I deleted it. Because that was me randomly blurting out my thoughts without any red-lights, all green-good-to-go.

But no worries, you didn't miss much. I was just giving shout-outs to Caveman - among other things that is.

I'm bored. So welcome to "Sesi Mari Membaca Cerita Kisah Kehidupan Si Annisa"...

Yesterday, I was reminiscing all the lame chat-up lines that I have encountered throughout my adult single life. teehee. Maybe some of you have gone through the same phase/lines being used by the opposite being in order to attract your attention simply because 'they like what they see' *eyebrows up and down*


Scenario 1:

I was walking alone, it was midday (I think), and my intention was going to the town centre for shopping because I was bored at home. Walking, walking, walking, walking... then I heard someone saying, "excuse me?"... I ignored. (malas kan perasan at this point). Then, I heard him again, this time, louder, "excuseeeee meeee, misssssssssssss~". At this point, I stopped, wondered and turned around.

Behind me was a guy hurrying up approaching me, and smiling. "I think you dropped something", he claimed. I checked my handbag, myself and wondered, "apa ah?" (bangang jua ku tu). When he was close enough, I asked, "sorry?"

He said, "I think you dropped my phone number?"

Du-h.... lol

(never heard that one before. lol)

I smirked. I giggled as well. This guy! So, he was trying (well, at least I think he was trying) to impress me by, of course, saying flattering things such as, "... bla bla bla.. I was looking at you, and phew~~ I've got to stop her... bla bla bla... then I look at you, I thought to myself, you look even *insert flattery words here*... bla bla bla". Flattering sessions, biasalah. Of course, I denied. Saying, "no.. stop it. liar. bla bla bla" and still control ayu this! So he introduced himself, what he does (yeah, I notice guys will tell you their name, what they do and the whatnots even though you didn't ask for it - they just blurted it out) and where he lives. I listened attentively while thinking of excuses to excuse myself. In the end, he offered, "so... can I take you out sometimes?"

There it is!!

So, my reply was, "sure... if I have the time...", dalam hati cakap insya Allah plang tu. teehee. And asked for his number instead of giving mine. He willingly gave it, of course. So, we bid farewell and he said that he hoped to bump into each other soon.

Soon was definitely soon enough because later that day, as I was trying to avoid the same road I met him, (un)luckily enough, he was heading home. What are the odds? I smiled but I was cursing myself for taking the alternative road, brilliant much?? lol. Funny though. He was just about to unlock his house door and he even invited me in. Thanks to my persuasive "No, thanks", he declined after a while. We parted after he kept on mentioning this is 'fate'. Yes, yes, fate. I know. (Fate, for me, comprise of jodoh pertemuan, not just jodoh perkahwinan). If you ask me now, I don't even remember his name, nor if I still have his contact number :)

Scenario 2:

I was walking home with a girlfriend, and did most of the talking. I decided to stop by the cash machine since there was only a few people queuing. I noticed from afar, they were a pair of eyes that have not looked away since they first laid them on these approaching girls. Perasan this. So, I hugged the girlfriend, she walked home and the guy kept on looking at the back and quite a few times our eyes met. I became cautious. Something funny on my face kah? When it was his turn to withdraw, he looked at me again and smiled. I, being a friendly person (maybe this is my problem), smiled back, then looked at a nearby parked car (which happened to be a bmw), so for a second, I was wondering about when the time comes for me to buy a car, what would it be (jauh angan2 this). Then, the guy went away, and I still have one person in front of me. Then, the said-smiled guy went to the parked car. His car rupanya, I said. Before he went in, he looked at me and raised his eyebrows and smiled. Ooo-kay. I smiled back and looked away. Again - maintain ayu this. Then, my turn at the cash point and then walked home. As I was about to search for my house keys, the same guy, in his car, said, "excuse me...?"

I turned and said "yes?" and he said, "would you accept a new friend?"

Huh?? Lame much. Direct, but lame. heehee.

So he parked his car and went out and we ended up talking as there's about 300 metres of space between us. lol. He introduced himself (again, I didn't ask for it - maybe it's a way to let the girl know that they're not crazy, insane, and that they have real jobs. lol). He asked if I'm asian. Of course, I claimed. He said flattering things as well, "...bla bla bla... you're *insert flattery words here*... bla bla bla" and I denied as well, and he said "why do you deny it? you are *insert flattery words here*..." I just smiled.

The best part for me was when he guessed my age. heehee. Definitely looked/appeared younger!! Woohoo. So, anyways, after a few minutes of talking and flattering, he said if he could take me out when I'm free. Again, I asked for his number and told him to contact me when he's free to see IF I AM free. Get it? Since he's the one who seemed eager and interested, he should do the work, no? hahahahahaha...

(siap bagi tips lagi). huhu...

Scenario 3:

It was night. It was crowded. It was packed with beautiful and not-so-beautiful people. Good music sometimes, bad music most of the time. Then, there he was. Tall. Gorgeous. Good-looking. And a very captivating blue eyes and smile to die for (not exaggerating this! at least, that was what I thought of him) I melted. M-E-L-T-E-D. Because, he noticed me and I noticed him. Looked at each other, stared at each other for five seconds, smiled and looked away, and this went on for the rest of the night. lol.

Alas, when I was directed by one of my friends to go check a friend of ours in the bathroom, my walking back to my group of friends was exciting as he was on his way to the bathroom. We looked at each other and passed by each other before I felt someone tapped me on my shoulder. I smiled, and turned around. And there he was. He has the most gorgeous smile - ever!!

"Hi, I saw you... you're *insert flattery words here*"

heehee. 10 points scored!! Dalam hati I said, "YOU TOO!!!!"

"...then how come you didn't come over?" I asked. Playing it cool.

"because you were with friends, they might not like it..." he smiled shyly.

gentleman. SCORE!!

Then, he introduced himself, where he's from, what he does, the likes. He happened to be a part-time deejay, and he's into music. No wonder he can dance~~ after talking for what seems like two seconds for me, he took out his phone to take my number. But, of course, I asked for his number first *grins*.

"I'll ring you some time and we can go out for a drink or summat"

I smiled. "Sure thing".

The rest of the night, I just smiled non-stop. The night ended beautifully.

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lol. Those were some of the days when nisa was the nisa I used to know~ (erk... what if there's still a part of me like that? :S)

Experience. Take them. Learn from them. It makes me the person that I am today (I think).

My intention of putting these scenarios were not intentionally wanting to point out the obvious (open to interpretation) but simply because I'm bored and I need a cheering up. I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed remembering them ;)

So, what's your story?